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“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
New Year 2012….Inspirational motivator
Another year has passed. Another full circle around the sun. The days, the weeks, the months and the seasons have come and gone. A new year full of many more is ready to be lived.
Another year from now, how will you remember today? What decisions and commitment will you make, what course of action will you follow, that will distinguish the year ahead from all the rest?
The year which starts today is indeed a golden opportunity for you. It can be the best year yet. It can be filled with success and achievement, joy and meaning. It can be all these things and more through your active and enthusiastic participation.
Think for a moment how fortunate you are to be here on this New Year’s Day 2012. Think of how far you’ve come. Think of all your positive possibilities. Look ahead and see yourself becoming the person you truly want to become, accomplishing the things you really want to accomplish. You can surely do it, and today is a great place to start.
A new year is here. No golden treasure ever imagined could hold even a fraction of the value of what you have right now, today, on the beginning of this new year. It is yours to live. Make it great.
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Travel your own road to happiness with The Happiness Creed
By BJ Gallagher
I believe that happiness is my birthright as well as my responsibility;
and I commit to claiming it.
I believe that happiness is here and now;
and I commit to awakening it.
I believe that happiness is a choice;
and I commit to choosing it.
I believe happiness is a habit;
and I commit to cultivating it.
I believe that happiness is free; like rainbows, sunshine and air;
and I commit to reveling it.
I believe that happiness is always available, no matter what others are doing;
and i commit to creating it.
I believe that happiness is an inside job; not dependent on
money, fame, or possessions, and I commit to living it.
I believe that happiness is an attitude of gratitude; and I commit to giving
.
I believe that happiness is in action;
and I commit to generating it.
I believe that happiness is contagious;
and i commit to sharing it.
I believe that happiness is a prayer, uniting me with the universe;
and I commit to offering it.
I believe that happiness is my calling --
I MUST BE THE HAPPINESS I WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
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The 8 Germiest Public Places
Excerpt from The List Maker’s Get-Healthy Guide, By the Editors of Prevention
An average adult can touch as many as 30 objects within a minute, including germ-harboring, high-traffic surfaces such as light switches, doorknobs, phone receivers, and remote controls. At home, you do all that you can to keep the germs at bay. But what happens when you step out the door to go to dinner, do some grocery shopping, or visit the doctor’s office? Know where germs are most likely to lurk, as you’ll find out here.
1. Restaurant menus
Have you ever seen anyone wash off a menu? Probably not. A recent study in the Journal of Medical Virology reported that cold and flu viruses can survive for 18 hours on hard surfaces. If it’s a popular restaurant, hundreds of people could be handling the menus–and passing their germs on to you. Never let a menu touch your plate or silverware, and wash your hands after you place your order. Or use antibacterial wipes.
2. Lemon wedges
According to a 2007 study in the Journal of Environmental Health, nearly 70% of the lemon wedges perched on the rims of restaurant glasses contain disease-causing microbes. When the researchers ordered drinks at 21 different restaurants, they found 25 different microorganisms lingering on the 76 lemons that they secured, including E. coli and other fecal bacteria. Tell your server that you’d prefer your beverage sans fruit. Why risk it?
Drinking lemon water instead of soda is a good weight loss strategy. But you don’t have to ditch your diet just because you’re eating out.
3. Condiment (ketchup etc.) dispensers
It’s the rare eatery that regularly bleaches its condiment containers. And the reality is that many people don’t wash their hands before eating, says Kelly Reynolds, PhD. So while you may be diligent, the guy who poured the ketchup before you may not have been, which means his germs are now on your fries. Squirt hand sanitizer on the outside of the condiment bottle or use a disinfectant wipe before you grab it. Holding the bottle with a napkin won’t help; napkins are porous, so microorganisms can pass right through, Reynolds says.
4. Restroom door handles
Don’t think you can escape the restroom without touching the door handle? Palm a spare paper towel after you wash up and use it to grasp the handle. Yes, other patrons may think you’re a germphobe–but you’ll never see them again, and you’re the one who won’t get sick.
5. Soap dispensers
About 25% of public restroom dispensers are contaminated with fecal bacteria. Soap that harbors bacteria may seem ironic, but that’s exactly what a recent study found. “Most of these containers are never cleaned, so bacteria grow as the soap scum builds up,” says Charles Gerba, PhD. “And the bottoms are touched by dirty hands, so there’s a continuous culture feeding millions of bacteria.” Be sure to scrub hands thoroughly with plenty of hot water for 15 to 20 seconds–and if you happen to have an alcohol-based hand sanitizer, use that, too.
6. Grocery carts
The handles of almost two-thirds of the shopping carts tested in a 2007 study at the University of Arizona were contaminated with fecal bacteria. In fact, the bacterial counts of the carts exceeded those of the average public restroom. Swab the handle with a disinfectant wipe before grabbing hold (stores are starting to provide them, so look around for a dispenser). And while you’re wheeling around the supermarket, skip the free food samples, which are nothing more than communal hand-to-germ-to-mouth zones.
7. Airplane bathrooms
When Gerba tested for microbes in the bathrooms of commercial jets, he found surfaces from faucets to doorknobs to be contaminated with E. coli. It’s not surprising, then, that you’re 100 times more likely to catch a cold when you’re airborne, according to a recent study in the Journal of Environmental Health Research. To protect yourself, try taking green tea supplements. In a 2007 study from the University of Florida, people who took a 450-milligram green tea supplement twice a day for 3 months had one-third fewer days of cold symptoms. The supplement brand used in the study was Immune Guard ($30 for 60 pills; immune-guard.us).
8. Doctor’s office
A doctor’s office is not the place to be if you’re trying to avoid germs. These tips can help limit your exposure:
1. Take your own books and magazines (and kid’s toys, if you have your children or grandchildren with you).
2. Also pack your own tissues and hand sanitizers, which should be at least 60% alcohol content.
3. In the waiting room, leave at least two chairs between you and the other patients to reduce your chances of picking up their bugs. Germ droplets from coughing and sneezing can travel about 3 feet before falling to the floor.
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to pare toots
pards ano na balita?ok na ba ermat mo?muzta ang x-mas and new year dyan sa pinas?
to viruz boyz
mga pards,mukang maganda ang taon namin ni kuyang chito,kasi nag simula kami sa isang magandang gawain,nag impake kami,kagabi ng 10 boxes para sa mga taga cagayan de oro,then kami rin ang gagastos sa padala($55/box)sabi kasi ng mga kaibigan namin from cagayan yong pinadadala na libre ang shipping ay hindi nakakarating ng maayos,dahil masakit mang pakinggan yong mga nagaasikaso sa pinas ay kinukurakot muna bago ipamigay,kaya napagkaisahan namin na mag collect ng mga used clothings at can goods dito sa cali,tapos yong mga umuwing kaibigan namin na taga cagayan sila ang personal na magaasikaso ng distribution.diretso na sa tao hindi dadaan sa ibang politician.marami nga ang natutuwa dahil dalawa lang kami ni kuyang chito na hindi cagayanos lahat kasi ng kasama namin ay puro tga cagayan at tga iligan,anyways HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL,BETTER LATE THAN NEVER,DI BA?hanggang sa muling paglitaw
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Borly,
Hepe, mainam ang ginagawa ninyong dalawa ng kuyang otihC mo sa pagtulong sa sa mga taga CagDeOro , deretso ipamimigay ang tulong sa mga nasalanta, para makarating talaga ng maayos.
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People are AWESOME!
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MGA KASABIHANG BINAGO NG PANAHON
by Inggit Kalang on Monday, February 7, 2011 at 12:38pm
Ang taong nagigipit…sa bumbay kumakapit
Pag may usok…may nag-iihaw
Dont judge the book by its cover… if u are not a judge or else you will cover the book!
Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin… may utang.
No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry
Birds of the same feather that prays together… stays together.
Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot
Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard
Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao
Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan …. ay may stiff neck.
Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga.
Kapag may taga, may tahi.
Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
To err is human, to errs is humans.
Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment
Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
Better late than later…
Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.
Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, kailangan ng alaxan.
Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika,lumaki sa ibang bansa.
Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumang kad ka na!
Better late than pregnant
Behind the clouds are the other clouds
Aanhin pa ang damo.. kung bato na ang uso!
Its better to cheat than to repeat!
Do unto others… then run!!!
Pag di ukol, di bubukol…siya ay baog!
Kung may isinuksok, may mabubuntis!
Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop
Magbiro ka na sa lasing, Magbiro ka na sa bagong gising,’wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
When all else fails, follow instructions
No man is an island because time is gold.
An apple a day.. is too expensive.
An apple a day, makes seven apples a week.
An apple a day cannot be an orange a day.
Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto.. muta lang yan.
Kapag ang puno mabunga…mataba ang lupa!
When it rains…it floods
Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon ..mauubusan din ng kandila
Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw minsan nasa….vulcanizing shop.
Pag may isinuksok, may ipuputok
Pag may isinuksok, isuksok mo pa, harder!
Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan… sapul.
Try and try until you succeed… or else try another
Ako ang nagsaing… iba ang kumain. diet ako eh.
Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik .
Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
Pag may tyaga.. goodluck.
If you can’t beat them, shoot them
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Kapag maiksi na ang kumot -- hindi na yun hahaba
Huag magbilang ng manok hanggat di napipisa ang itlog -- Pag napisa na
ang iyong itlog hindi ka na makapagbibilang ng manok.
Ako ang nagsaing… iba ang kumain -- Ipinasaing lang sa yo, okey?
If you can’t beat them, do sunny side up -- mas madali
Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw minsan nasa ilalim -- Pag
nasa ibabaw na ang gulong, tumaob na ang sasakyan…
Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan…tiyak magagalit -- masakit yun ah
An apple a day.. -- is only one apple
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Ang Luksong Tinik ay isa sa mga popular na larong Filipino, na nilalaro ng dalawang koponan na may parehas na bilang. Ang bawat koponan ay mamimili ng pinuno na malimit na kakayahang pinakamataas tumalon sa grupo, na kung tawagin ay “Nanay”.
Makatapos mamili ng “Nanay”, at mamili kung sino sa dalawang koponan ang mag-uumpisa ng laro. Dalawang manlalarong magkaharap ang pagdirikitin ang kanilang mga talampakang magsisilbing “tinik”. Magsisimulang magsipagtalon ang bawat miyembro ng kabilang koponan sa ”tinik”, hanggang makatalon ang huling kasapi. Kung sakali’t walang tumama sa “tinik” ay daragdagan ang pagpapataong ng mga kamay hanggang tumaas ang tinik.
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Preng Nap: Hamunin nga natin si Tessie R ng luksong tinik …
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Paki click lang po ang picture kung naliliitan kayo …
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BELATED HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.
Sa totoo lang I did not expect ang nafeel ko (and ng lahat) that night ng nagpack kami ng mga boxes. Kahit malamig at buong gabing nagpack sa outside patio, hindi namin naramdaman ang pagod at lamig. para kaming nakasteroid. Lalo na si Kuyang Ferdie, tapos na naghahanap pa ng gagawin (at iinumin). Ginanahan masyado kaya lang may pasok kinabukasan kaya kelangan ng umuwi.
A little bit of bad news. Hindi naman sobra. Let’s just pray for complete healing for our brother, Gus Navarrete, for complete healing. He suffered a mild stroke last week. He needs a complete recovery from that stroke but is somewhat fine for now. Hope he recovers well and quickly.
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Excerpt from Habits Die Hard
We are all creatures of habit and if you make good habits, good habits will make you. This wisdom has been around since ancient times. Aristotle once said, “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.”
The subconscious mind—the habitual mind—is over one million times more powerful than the conscious mind. This means that we spend a substantial amount of our lifetime on “autopilot,” playing out the mental programs that govern our behavior.
For example, while driving a car and carrying on a conversation with someone, the conscious mind is attending to what is being said in the moment while the subconscious mind is turning on the turn signal, hitting the brakes, attending to oncoming traffic, monitoring our blood sugar, regulating our breathing, planning our next move and on and on. The subconscious mind is so vast and so powerful that we do not even know what it is thinking or capable of. It truly runs our lives—whether we know it or not!
Habits begin and manifest deep in the mind and they can be friends or foes. Good habits can make our lives easier, helping us to do the more mundane things of life without thinking about them, like automatically depositing your paycheck.
But, as all of us know all too well, habits can also be destructive…to our health, to our finances, to our relationships. It’s why we struggle with losing weight, paying off our credit cards or quitting smoking…to name a few “bad habits.”
Whether they are a positive force in our lives or obstacles to the goals we want to achieve, habits become ingrained through repeated actions.
Here is a little test to display the power of our habits. Cross your arms as you normally would, and look down to see which one is on top. About half of you will have your right arm on top and the other half will have their left on top. When you crossed your arms for the very first time, you might have been still in your playpen, and you have been crossing your arms the same way ever since. Now, cross your arms again, but this time put the opposite arm on top. It feels extremely weird! If you were to challenge yourself to cross your arms the “wrong” way for the rest of your life, could you do it? Probably. Would it be difficult? You bet it would!
Here’s the point: Habits—good, bad, or neutral—are difficult to break … they Die Hard!
The real key to success is replacing destructive habits with successful habits.
To win—to break self-defeating attitudes and behaviors—we must understand that we have the power to choose and the power to change. We have the power to let go of old thinking and adopt the mindset of a champion.
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Family picture …
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With eye upraised his master’s look to scan,
The joy, the solace, and the aid of man:
The rich man’s guardian and the poor man’s friend,
The only creature faithful to the end…
Warning: This video maybe too graphic
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1900 US magazine looks 100 years into the future…
In 1900 civil engineer John Elfreth Watkins Jr wrote an article for The Ladies Home Journal, called ‘What May Happen in the next Hundred Years’; and remarkably, some of his predictions were right on the money.
Watkins, who worked for the Pennsylvania Railroad, consulted with ‘the wisest and most careful men in our greatest institutions of science and learning’, to come up with the predictions.
He warned the reader that some of the predictions may seem ‘strange, almost impossible’, but each prediction came from experts in their respective fields.
The experts it seems, were on to something.
Among the 28 predictions made in the article, several came remarkably close to reality 100 years later, while some were way off the mark.
Among them;
Digital colour photography -- “Photographs will be telegraphed from any distance. If there be a battle in China a hundred years hence, snapshots of its most striking events will be published in the newspapers an hour later…. photographs will reproduce all of nature’s colours.”
Americans will get taller -- “Americans will be taller by from one to two inches.” In 2001, Americans were 1.76cm taller than their predecessors of 100 years earlier.
Mobile phones – Watkins wrote, “Wireless telephone and telegraph circuits will span the world. A husband in the middle of the Atlantic will be able to converse with his wife sitting in her boudoir in Chicago. We will be able to telephone to China quite as readily as we now talk from New York to Brooklyn.”
Pre-cooked meals -- “Ready-cooked meals will be bought from establishment similar to our bakeries of today.”
Population growth -- There will probably be from 350,000,000 to 500,000,000 people in America [the US].” . This prediction was slightly off the mark, but they were on the right track. In 2001, the US population had only hit 280,000,000. The prediction was also not based on general population growth, but on the experts’ belief that both Nicaragua and Mexico would become part of the United States.
Tanks – The experts foresaw wars where “huge forts on wheels will dash across open spaces at the speed of express trains of today.”
Watkins also appeared to have something of an obsession with fruit. He looked forward to the day when vegetables would be grown under artificial light (true) and fruits such as strawberries and pears would be twice the size they were in 1900. (also true)
Radio & Television -- “Man will see around the world. Persons and things of all kinds will be brought within focus of cameras connected electrically with screens at opposite ends of circuits, thousands of miles at a span.”
Watkins also predicted a form of radio. “Grand Opera will be telephoned to private homes, and will sound as harmonious as though enjoyed from a theatre box”, he said.
Very fast trains -- “Trains will run two miles a minute normally. Express trains one hundred and fifty miles per hour.”. While most trains don’t quite get up to this speed (especially in Sydney), today’s very fast trains are now able to go considerably faster than 150 mp/h. The experts also predicted faster travel by boat and ‘airships’.
Air Conditioning – “Hot or cold air will be turned on from spigots to regulate the temperature of a house”.
Not everything went quite how Watkins predicted, however.
Among those predictions that didn’t quite come to fruition was the belief that the letters X, C and Q would be eliminated from the alphabet, (unnecessary, Watkins said). Instead, Watkins believed we would all be spelling simply by sound.
Watkins also predicted people would walk ’10 miles a day’, leaving our major cities virtually free of traffic, which he believed would be “below or above ground when brought within city limits.”
The article also predicted big changes for the animal kingdom. He claimed the only animals we would see were the ones kept in zoos, while rats, mice, cockroaches and mosquitoes would be extinct.
This prediction, we kind of wish would come true.
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To Gus Navarette
Praying for your quick recovery. May our Lord heal you from this ailment. Please have faith in Divine Providence.
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Happy happy Birthday to my loving Sis Lilibeth……Wishing you bright moments and special joys to fill your birthday and the coming year with warmth and happiness.We love you sooo much.
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to chito vilar,
kuyang may second batch pa this coming weekend para sa iligan city naman,ill let you know kung same place.about pare gus i texted him that day when you told me,nag reply sya agad at ang sabi niya ay ok na sya kaya lang he need some bed rest
PS MAY NAKAKALIMUTAN KAYONG I GREET NG HAPPY BITRHDAY,YONG KUMPARE KUNG PILYO B-DAY NIYA LAST JANUARY 14(SABAY KASI SILA NI UTOL SI KUYA GIL)PERO AKO NATAWAGAN KO NA SYA A DAY BEFORE HIS B-DAY,KASI KUNG HINDI KO TINAWAGAN YON ,NAKU SIGURADONG PARANG BATANG IIYAK AT MAGTATAMPO NA NAMAN SA AKIN
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY SWEET, PRETTY, THOUGHTFUL, TALENTED & STUNNING SIS LILIBETH!
Sis Vi & Family
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HAPPY 2012
TO EVERYONE!!!
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It’s a society where teamwork, loyalty and communication are the norm rather than the exception. Sound like utopia? Actually, it’s already present in nature -- in a wolf pack. The wolf pack knows who it is. Those in the pack exist for each other.
by Twyman Towery
The attitude of the wolf can be summed up simply: it is a constant visualization of success. The collective wisdom of wolves has been progressively programmed into their genetic makeup throughout the centuries. Wolves have mastered the technique of focusing their energies toward the activities that will lead to the accomplishment of their goals.
Wolves do not aimlessly run around their intended victims, yipping and yapping. They have a strategic plan and execute it through constant communication. When the moment of truth arrives, each understands his role and understands exactly what the pack expects of him.
The wolf does not depend on luck. The cohesion, teamwork and training of the pack determines whether the pack lives or dies.
There is a silly maxim in some organizations that everyone, to be a valuable member, must aspire to be the leader. This is personified by the misguided CEO who says he only hires people who say they want to take his job. Evidently, this is supposed to ensure that the person has ambition, courage, spunk, honesty, drive -- whatever. In reality, it is simply a contrived situation, with the interviewee jumping through the boss’s hoops.
It sends warnings of competition and one-upmanship throughout the organization rather than signals of cooperation, teamwork and loyalty.
Everyone does not strive to be the leader in the wolf pack. Some are consummate hunters or caregivers or jokesters, but each seems to gravitate to the role he does best. This is not to say there are no challenges to authority, position and status -- there are. But each wolf’s role begins emerging from playtime as a pup and refines itself through the rest of its years. The wolf’s attitude is always based upon the question, “What is best for the pack?” This is in marked contrast to us humans, who will often sabotage our organizations, families or businesses, if we do not get what we want.
Wolves are seldom truly threatened by other animals. By constantly engaging their senses and skills, they are practically unassailable. They are masters of planning for the moment of opportunity to present itself, and when it does, they are ready to act.
Because of training, preparation, planning, communication and a preference for action, the wolf’s expectation is always to be victorious. While in actuality this is true only 10 percent of the time or less, the wolf’s attitude is always that success will come -- and it does.
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To my dear sis Nel,
I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart. I greatly appreciate your birthday wishes. It reminds me of how loved I am. Thank you for being my very loving, caring and generous sister, luv u!!!!
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To my dear sis Vi,
Thank you sooo much for the wonderful birthday wishes. Thank you for being precious, loving and caring sister. I appreciate your thoughtfulness, luv u!!!
See you in Michigan next month.
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borloloy,
heto natapos ang bakasyon ko sa pag aalaga ng may sakit. balik saudi nmn at nag umpisa ng mag trabaho.
Pre Inad,
hindi ko na ka U ulit na imbitahan ni Pre Romy, kc bc rin sa pag aalaga ng may sakit. heto naka balik na ulit ako dito sa saudi kay may time ng mag internet.
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Pre toots: Hindi rin kami magka intindihan ni Romy kaya napurnada lakad natin ….
Ring! Ring! Ring!
(Tumatawag si mister sa bahay)
(Sumagot si Inday): Hello?
Mister: Nasaan ang misis ko?
Inday: Nasa taas po, may
kasamang ibang lalaki!
Mister: Anoooo! Sige
patayin mo ‘yung lalaki na
iyon!
(after a few minutes)
Inday: Napatay ko na po!
Mister: Sige! Ngayon, itapon
mo siya sa swimming pool!
Inday: Eehhh … wala naman
po tayong swimming pool!
Mister: Ah, ganun’! SORRY
WRONG NUMBER!!!
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PA KISS …
Boyfriend: (habang nagda-drive):
Love, pa-kiss naman, oh.
Girlfriend: Ano ka ba! Nagda-drive ka,
gusto mo bang mabangga tayo?
Ako na lang ki-kiss sa’yo.
Boyfriend: Sige.
Girlfriend: Eh, pikit ka muna!
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SI DANIPOG NAMILI SA
SUPERMARKET
Cashier: Sir, 450 pesos po
lahat.
DANIPOG: O, eto’ng bayad ko
500 pesos.
Cashier: Sir, may 50 pesos
po kayo?
DANIPOG: Aba’y bakit ka pa
nanghingi ng 50 eh, 500
na ‘yung ibinigay ko, ah?
Sobra-sobra pa ‘yan! Miss,
pagdating sa mathematics
hindi mo ako maiisahan!
Cashier: Eh sir, bibigyan ko
naman po kayo ng 100.
DANIPOG: Aba’y gano’n ba!
Bakit di mo sinabi kaagad?
Hehehe lugi ka ngayon!
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Music …
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You are not alone …
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